It seems like everyday I hear about some celebrity having a sex tape. There now seems to be an almost CD like atmosphere surrounding these tapes. Hey, you hear about the Carmen Elecktra sex tape? It drops this November 28th. It is almost always celebrities that need to keep themselves in the news because, well, they just aren’t very good at acting. How come the stars I want to see in sex tapes never have them? I mean a Betty White sex tape or a Dolly Parton would turn the industry on its side. Can you imagine the google hits an Oprah sex tape would garner? I can’t even count that high.
I made a sex tape once. There I was right on screen doing my thing except one thing, I looked awful. My God, do I really look like that? I deleted that thing faster than a Kenyan running a marathon. It wasn’t a pretty picture. It did get me to work out a bit more so not all was lost. So, while I await word on the release of the Kenny G/Ann Curry sex tape I will keep working on my own body. You never know when you may need to put one of these together to better your career and I want to be ready when that time comes.
Anybody own a green screen?
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