It has been a bit since I have had free time to write anything so thought why not come back strong. Also, with NFL football right around the corner this seemed appropriate. Without further ado, here is my 2009 NFL prison team. The selection process was tough as their were so many candidates but in the end I think I have put together the best team possible. The only requirements to make this team were the person had to be doing hard time or at some point was in the joint. I also, for sake of time, went with more recent dead beats rather than going back too far into the NFL history.
QB Michael Vick -You can dog him all you want but the guy has a big time arm. The one knock could be experince but now he has the federal seasoning that could make him great.
WR Rae Carruth -No stranger to the run-and-gun style offense, Rae will be used to spread out the defense. He is small in stature, could fit in a trunk of a car if needed, but he has great hands and lightning quick speed.
WR Plaxico Burress-He is just the shot in the leg this offense needs and will be the center piece of a very dangerous passing offense. In the three receiver sets he will be quite the concealed weapon for Vick to utilize.
WR Donte Stallworth-Donte will run down any ball thrown his way and will be murder on those corner backs trying to cover him man to man.
RB Travis Henry-He can run pretty hard and pick up those tough yards but also can finance your illegal drug operation. He is multi-talented both on and off the field and worthy of the starting nod.
TE Jerramy Stevens-A big target who can run through people like a car running at full speed into a nursing home. He has nice hands and displays decent route running for a big man.
OL Daniel Villa-Selected for both his ability to block on coming blitzes and knack for bringing in the teenage crowd.
OL Nate Newton-Big Nate can flatten linebackers with ease and nobody can out lift him in the gym. He routinely lifts 213 lbs in and out of his trunk.
OL Chester Pitts-Chester is very nimble and excels at getting out to block for his running back on sweeps. He will run down field if left unattended.
OL JD Quinn-An undrafted rookie with M.A.D.D. skills. He has nice footwork and his dedication to practice really sets the bar high.
Hard time ain't easy.
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Bam Morris at running back. He can really deliver the goods.
Haha. Bam Morris very nice! I forgot about him.